FACEBOOK is telling me to CHEAT on my WIFE and our future is SCARY as hell

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In 2009, in the second week of January — I opened a Facebook account. I am someone who does not like a lot of change in my personal life and I was reluctant to move away from the now defunct and at that time the de-facto social media platform- Orkut. Most of my friends had already made that move and all the group conversations and catching up with old time buddies was happening on Facebook.. and that is when I fell in the trap, slowly consuming the poison like a billion people on this planet.

Facebook = Ashley Madison + Tinder + Matrimony websites

Bottom image is the notification sent to me by Facebook and upper image is from my FB profile

Around 2010-11 FB kept on pestering me to add my relationship info with all my family members so that my profile will be COMPLETE. I connected my wife’s FB account and explicitly mentioned that we are married. This status is present even today on my profile so FB Database exactly is aware that I am married.

In spite of that, yesterday Facebook sent me a notification to try their “Dating” product. Mind you, this is not some naive, innocent mistake or AI algorithm gone wrong. All they could have at least sent the beta…